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attract:

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

this is what i imagine david karp does with his time considering that tumblr hasn’t been improved for about three odd years

(Source: standards123)

averagefairy:

crazy to think that i probably could have had my shit together a little better by now if i hadn’t spent the majority of my developmental teen years just trying to come up with ways to die without upsetting my mom fjdjsjsndn

unregistered-hypercam2:

unregistered-hypercam2:

unregistered-hypercam2:

men really do be writing 3 paragraph comments on mitski videos on youtube just to say “i dont like woman who sing” in a verbose way

men listening to lyrics that describe an abusive relationship: “i wouldn’t fuck her”

theocseason4:

higgzorz:

m86:

higgzorz:

the walking dad

where’s he going

hardware store

dreamfibre:

Waterfront Dining

(Source: dreamfibre.com)